Official The Timeless Art of Seduction shirt
Yeah, he’s a nice guy and I appreciate what he did for people who enjoyed how he painted but he didn’t inspire me to create art. The Timeless Art of Seduction shirt. I found that Bob’s best purpose was his voice. It was perfect to help me fall asleep for my Saturday afternoon nap. No pressure…absolutely no pressure. Now then…let’s get crazy…..always blending. That’s what liquid white does. You don’t make mistakes, just happy accidents. When I was nine years old, my baby sister and I decided to paint ourselves with a Bob Ross Paint-by-Numbers oil paint kit while our parents were busy doing laundry. We had a plan—take a bath together in our bubble gum scented Sesame Street bubble bath right afterward so we wouldn’t be caught. It didn’t pan out the way we wanted. We couldn’t get the oil off in the bath. And it gave us a huge headache. So we rolled and hurled ourselves into horrific projectile-vomit tantrums in the bathroom and down the carpeted hallway outside. Needless to say, we created “Jackson Pollack art” with finger prints and vomit all over the bathroom walls, floor and hallway carpet, and walls. We were grounded for months and I was banned from arts and crafts for a month.
Bob Ross and Seinfeld George The Timeless Art of Seduction shirt, hoodie, sweater
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